My last will and testament.

Scariest day of my life right here.
Well, I don't know why.. but Kenneth (My brothers friend) His sister, Alyson the biggest BETCH you could ever freaking see.. came to my door and said " Hi, Kayte. Wanna go to the mall and hangout? I don't really have anyone else to go with.. it's shitty" 
So, I did what my gut told me to do.. I slammed the door in her face.. ran to the basement and hid for my life. By the time anyone reads this or discovers this draft, I will probably be eaten by Alyson Kayes and never seen again. So I forgot to lock the door.. and I'm really scared. But not as I scared as I was about 2 minutes ago cause Damen and a whole bunch of friends just got here.. they aren't dead (Unless they are zombies) so that means that she must have left :)
I still don't think it's safe to leave the basement so I'm just gonna blog for now.
You may or may not think I'm blowing this way out of proportion but you have not heard the conversations her and Kenneth have at home with the constant swearing and yelling and door slams and throwing of harmful objects. 
You have not lived until you have heard one of those conversations. 
She is really scary and is probably gonna beat my face in when she sees me at school on Tuesday. I'M GONNA DIE GUYS. 
So this is my last will and testament. 

I am surely sad that I had to go to heaven like this.. but there have to be worse ways right.
So I leave my mother with anything she would like from my room.. 
James you can have my heart when I'm dead <3 Keep my fish alive, will ya? And all the weird notes we wrote to eachother in my top drawer. Keep the sweater that you think you should have.. and the other cool stuff you think you might want. 
Dad - Have all my stashed food. And my left kidney if you ever get cancer. (Sorry if you do in advance)
Richard . You can have all the weird things that I might own. You can't have a single penny of my money so go die. 
Damen - stay out of my room or I will beat you with my old baseball bat. Oh, well I guess you can have that.. and be nice to James when I'm dead. 
Bella - have all my music. And my board games.. and my fish if James seems to irresponsible to keep them for me. Cause he might be..
Alex - You can have the picture of a dinosaur I have on my wall and hack my Twitter, my blog, my Facebook, Formspring and do whatever the heck you want with them. If I got a car for my 16th birthday .. you can have it instead of your future vomet comet. And.. last but not least you can sing the star spangled banner at my funeral. 
Thank you guys. <3
Miss me when I'm dead. 
Love,
Kaytelynne.